Samsung Bluetooth Headset

Published Nov. 27, 2009 at 6:00 a.m.

Like a layaway straight to the gut

You wanna go to the stores TODAY? Hope you’ve got a decent Armor Class.

Hey, man, are you okay? Here, let me help you up. Have a seat next to me on this futon here in the middle of the department store until you get your breath back. You want some of my popcorn, brother? It might help you get some of your strength back.

Heck yeah, I saw that! Dude straight up knocked you flat trying to get at those HDTVs. Savagery, I tell you. You’re lucky, though. I saw a guy last year take a stomping against modular shelf over a video game system. I swear the attacker was seconds away from a finishing move before security maced the Christmas right out of him. Why don’t you take a sip off this flask? No one should have to face this mob stone sober.

You’re a braver man than I, sir, facing these crowds, risking life and limb for a deal. Long ago, my old man lost his leg in the Great Cabbage Patch Massacre of ‘83. I learned two powerful lessons that day, friend. One, Black Friday is the greatest example of how dangerous the human animal can be. Two, Black Friday is also the greatest spectator sport EVER...So, every year, I grab some snacks, find a relatively safe spot to sit, kick back, and watch the madness unfold.

Nah, I finished my shopping already. Actually just wrapped it up online this morning with the purchase of some Samsung Bluetooth Headsets from Woot. Everybody I know with a cellphone could use a headset with crystal clear conversations, good noise and echo cancellation, and up to 6 hours of hands free talk time. They’re coming with a mail-in-rebate from Samsung and Woot that gets me a $20 Visa Prepaid Debit Card for each one I bought, too, so it’s like I spent almost nothing. Now with my shopping behind me, I can relax while I watch housewives throttle each other over curtain rods.

Better get back out there, sport...Looks like the mob is starting to pry the demos off the WHOA! Did you see that lady just shiv a guy in the neck and snatch his netbook right out of his cart?! Clean up on aisle AWESOME! You know, on second thought, maybe you should just stick with me. No need to make your wife a widow just before the Holidays.

Warranty: 1 year Samsung Warranty

Features:

Algorithmic process eliminates unwanted background noise environments
Ambient noise filtering and echo cancellation technology
Automatic volume control
Talk time up to 6 hours
Standby time up to 200 hours
Dedicated on/off switch
Detachable crystal clear earhook
HFP Version: 1.5
HSP Version: 1.1
Dimensions: (L) 43mm x (W) 19mm x (H) 11mm
Weight: 11.5g

Rebate Offer:

Mail-In form for $20 Samsung Visa Prepaid card in the box
Limit (3) rebates total per household or address (applies to previous and new purchases)
Prepaid card can be used anywhere Visa is accepted
Request must be postmarked 30 days from date of sale
Samsung reserves the right to substitute a check of equal value in lieu of a Visa prepaid card at its discretion

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