Flash In The Brainpan: Pill Cannon

Published Dec. 30, 2009 at 9:00 p.m.

The Holidays can be depressing. Spread some (chemically-enhanced) cheer with Pill Cannon, a sorta puzzle game centering on antidepressants, suicides, and delightfully roguish robots.

You've got one arm, and a cannon that shoots antidepressants. Sort of like your therapist with a t-shirt cannon at a hockey game. While you dream of electric sheep there are people in windows freaking out and ready to end it all. You've got to forcibly administer some Prozac at 850 ft./second.

Oh, and before you decide to just let the big babies make the biggest mistake of their lives, you were hired by the tombstone lobby because apparently there's a shortage of granite and marble. So let too many cries for attention go unheeded and you'll have to start over.

 

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