Woot Watches Wideos: Blackstar Warrior

Published Aug. 9, 2010 at 6:00 p.m.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was one bad muthashut-yo-mouth by the name of Lando Calrissian. Some bearded fella in a plaid shirt tried to write and direct a story about him back in the seventies, but the big studios felt that the world wasn't ready for a man so smooth, so roguish, so bent against an empire built on the principles of The Man to be saving the universe. So the project ended up scrapped, rewritten, and re-shot to feature some whiny farm boy. I hear it was fairly popular at some point.

Oh, but isn't it wonderful to dream of what could have been?

I'd make a joke about how this deserves my money more than any of the prequels, but then what would the rest of the internet do? Other than quote that one scene from Chasing Amy, I mean.

via io9

 

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