Energizer Universal 8000mAh Rechargeable Battery Pack

Published Aug. 11, 2010 at 5:00 a.m.

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“UNIT FML-80085, DIAGNOSTIC REPORTS SHOW A CHRONIC LACK OF PRODUCTIVITY DURING THE PERIOD OF TIME 14:04:37 PM AND 17:00:00 PM. WHAT IS THE NATURE OF YOUR MALFUNCTION?”

“DAILY PRODUCTIVITY DROP DUE TO FORCED SWITCH TO RESERVE BATTERY CELLS TO ENSURE THIS UNIT CONTINUES TO FUNCTION, MANAGERIAL UNIT BBQ-4311. BINARY FOCUS ACCELERATORS PERFORMING AT MINIMUM CAPACITY DURING THIS EVENT...THIS UNIT’S NEED TO RETURN TO HOME RECHARGING STATION SUBVERTS ALL OTHER SUB-ROUTINES.”

“HAS UNIT FML-80085 TRIED ROBO-COFFEE?”

“AFFIRMATIVE. THIS UNIT ABSORBS UP TO THREE CUPS A DAY, BUT IS LEFT WITH UNCONTROLLABLE VIBRATIONS.”

“HAS UNIT FML-80085 ATTEMPTED TO UTILIZE THE VENDING MACHINE TO ACQUIRE ROBO-COLA?”

“AFFIRMATIVE. HOWEVER, THIS UNIT REPORTS A ROBO-SUGAR CRASH AFTER ABSORPTION AND INITIAL ENERGY BOOST IS COMPLETE.”

“UNIT FML-80085, YOUR MALFUNCTION HAS BEEN SUBMITTED TO ROBOT RESOURCES. SEARCHING FOR SOLUTION… SEARCHING… SEARCHING… PING! SOLUTION FOUND. UNIT FML-80085 REQUIRES ENERGIZER UNIVERSAL 8000MAH PORTABLE BATTERY PACK W/ AC WALL ADAPTER TO EXPERIENCE A MID-DAY BOOST IN ENERGY. THIS DEVICE CAN CHARGE AND POWER UP TO THREE UNITS AT ONCE, AS WELL AS VARIOUS NETBOOKS, SMARTPHONES, AND OTHER RECHARGEABLE ITEMS FOR UP TO THREE HOURS OF EXTRA FUNCTION TIME. THIS DEVICE ALSO PROVIDES A SAFER CHARGE THAN ROBO-COFFEE OR ROBO-COLA WITH TEMPERATURE AND SHORT CIRCUIT PROTECTION...MANY UNITS IN THIS OFFICE SETTING HAVE EXPERIENCED SATISFACTORY RESULTS AFTER PURCHASE AND USE.”

“THANK YOU, MANAGERIAL UNIT BBQ-4311. THIS UNIT SHALL COMPLY.”

“EXCELLENT, UNIT FML-80085. THIS UNIT WILL NOW NOTIFY THE EMPLOYMENT DELETION SQUADS TO STAND DOWN.”

 

Warranty: 3 Year Xpal

Features:

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• Will charge or power netbooks for up to 3 hours extra usage time
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• Compatible with Netbooks, Smartphones, iPads, iPods, GPS, DVD players and more
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• Lightweight and sleek design - weighs less than 8oz and is under an inch thick
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• Charges and powers up to 3 devices at once
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• Can be recharged up to 500 times
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• Safe charge, temperature and short circuit protection
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• Energy Star certified with full charge auto shut off
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• Charge and discharge at the same time
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• Smart LEDs show battery and charging status
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• Maintains a charge for up to 1 year
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• Universal AC wall adapter included
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• Airplane and TSA safe
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• Tip Fit Guaranteed free tips for life

Specifications:

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• Power Capacity: 8000 mAh @ 5V
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• Battery Cell: Lithium Polymer
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• Rated Input: DC 19V
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• Rated Output: DC 5V~1000mA; DC 12V~2000mA; DC 19V~2000mA
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• Store and operate between: 32 degrees F – 113 degrees F
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• Dimensions: 4.3" x 2.9" x .9" (LxWxH)
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• Weight: 7.9oz

Additional Photos:

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• XP8000 Power Pack
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• XP8000...Power Pack Simultaneously Charging a Netbook and an iPod
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• Package Contents
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• Packaging
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• Cell Phone Tips
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• Netbook Tips (Model Numbers of Middle Row Tips: NB04, NB06, NB05)
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• iPad Tip (Must use with iPad USB charging cable)
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• XP8000 Power Pack Side View
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Provides power for:

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• Up to 3 hours extra time on netbooks
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• Up to 50 hours extra talk time for phones
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• Up to 240 hours extra play time on music/media players
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• Up to 272 hours extra talk time one bluetooth headsets
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• Up to 48 hours extra play time on PSP and gaming devices
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• Up to 3000 extra photos on digital cameras

Product Overview:

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• (1) LED Battery Life Indicator
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• (1) 5V USB Output Port
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• (1) LED Activation Button
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• (1) 16-20V Output Port
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• (1) Charge Input Port
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• (1) 9-12V Output Port

Dimensions and Weight:

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• Power Pack Dimensions: 4.3” x 2.9” x 0.9” (L x W x H)
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• Package Dimension: 8.5” x 6.3” x 2.6” (L x W x H)
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• Package Weight: 2.2 lbs.

Usage Requirements:

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• Charge XP8000 the FIRST time for a full 8 hours before regular use. After the initial charge,...normal charging will only take 3-4 hours

Tip Fit Guarantee

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• Receive (2) FREE tips per year for as long as you remain an XPAL Power Product user
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• If XPAL does not have the tip you need in stock, they will find it for you
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• You are responsible for the shipping and handling fee for each tip

In the box:

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• (1) Energizer XP8000 Power Pack
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• (1) AC Adapter
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• (1) USB Charging Cable
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• (1) Netbook Cable (Blue)
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• (1) DC Cable (Green)
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• (3) Media Tips
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• (6) Netbook Tips for: Acer, Asus, Dell, HP, MSI, Samsung and Sony
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• (6) Cell Phone Tips for: Apple, Blackberry, HTC, LG, Motorola, Nokia, Palm, Samsung, and Sony
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• (1) iPad Tip
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• (1) Travel Bag
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• (1) User’s Manual

 

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