Asus Eee PC 10.1” Netbook with Windows XP - $179.99

Published Aug. 13, 2010 at 5:00 a.m.

That’s it! I’m sick of you sitting around on the internet all day!

You’re going to get outdoors, young man!

I swear, every single time I come home you’re on that refurbished Asus Eee PC 10.1” Netbook with Windows XP. I wish your father and I had never let you get that! All day long you’re surfing the webs and watching your YouTubes and visiting those sites you keep saying you’re never going to visit again.

Enough! You’re going to Camp Crystal Lake.

I won’t hear one bit of complaining, young man! You’re going to camp and you’re going to like it! You’re much too pale! You need to get outside. Swim! Jog! Be active and healthy! Who knows? You might meet a nice girl up there. Not that I’m encouraging anything but I’d much rather worry about you running around with a nice camp counselor than staying up all night glued to that monitor like some kind of zombie.

No, I’ve already packed your bag. The bus arrives in five minutes, so get going. What? Fine, take your lucky hockey mask, but I don’t think they have hockey up there.

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