Houdini Auto Escape Tool - 2 Pack - $7.99

Published Aug. 17, 2010 at 5:00 a.m.
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Oh my god. Michelle wake up.

Michelle? Michelle can you hear me?

MICHELLE WAKE UP!

“Mhm? Wha? Trevor? Trevor where are we? What happened?”

Honey we’ve been in an accident. I’m so sorry. That deer came out of nowhere…I remember swerving…look we don’t have much time. I think we landed in the creek; the car’s filling with water. Can you get your door open?

“I don’t- I can’t- It’s stuck, Trevor. Trevor, I feel water on my feet!”

Calm down! I’ll get us out of this! If I can just…reach…my…seat…belt…DAMN! I can’t even free myself!

“What are we going to do?!”

We need some kind of tool to get out of here! Something that could slice through this seatbelt and smash these windows out so we could free ourselves!

“Honey? What about that tool my father bought you?”

Oh god yes! The Houdini Auto Escape Tool! It’s been on my keyring this whole time! In the crash I must’ve completely forgotten. Michelle you’re a genius! Here, take it! We’re going to get out of here alive!

Now punch me in the stomach with it!

 

Warranty: 1 Year Houdini

Features:

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  • There are over 6 million auto accidents in the US every year, leaving hundreds of thousands of people trapped in their cars
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  • Key ring allows you to carry it wherever your car keys go so you can be prepared for any situation that could put you or your family in harm’s way
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  • Window Breaker: Spring-loaded tempered glass punch lets you safely exit your vehicle
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  • Seatbelt Cutter: Quickly frees you, even when you are upside down (stainless steel cutting edge)
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  • LED Flashlight: 5-lumen lamp lights the way with approximately 10 hours of runtime (batteries included and installed)
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  • Safety Whistle: Signals for help up to a 1/4 mile away
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  • Shooting Industry Magazine’s Academy of Excellence 2009 Safety Product of the Year
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